So, cats are lethal. THE.END. ALSO, I have a theory cats are "vampires". Check out any cat bite photo... Mystery solved. Sorrynotsorry twilight/vampire diary fans.
If you are a twilight/vamp diary fan...you mostly likely are reading this whilst your cat is staring at you like the creep it is.
If you did just look to see if your cat was creeping, you now have a weird feeling.
A) you are terrified of your cat. Or
B) you are pumped you own a true vampire. & you have a new Halloween costume idea. MEOW.
PS. I was bitten twice by said vampire cat, it hurt-I screamed. Then being the diehard fan I am immediately realized this is the closest experience I will have to a walker bite!
http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/photos/10-fascinating-facts-about-cats/cat-bites-are-dangerous ( copy and paste, promise it's worth it!,)
CONFESSION:
I took a bubble bath, and DAMN it was bliss! I used orgainx sun kissed blonde highlights shampoo for a bubble bath. It helps lighten my body hair. Also it smells.... Just right ....you'll know what I mean! I also drank coke from a bottle and read about cat bites, chicken sneezes, and vintage sunbeam 1930 kitchen mixer manuals! Haaaaaaahaaabaaaahha
OOOOOOKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, what's your bath-time confessional....?
Random quedtion:
Have you ever been bitten by a cat?
Or are you guilty of using shampoo as bubble bath too? What are your favorites?
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