Tuesday, April 29, 2014

PSST...DIRT ON...

...ON ME!

Yes, on me! My confession tonight is the dirt I've got. I literately covered myself in it! Head to toe covered.  I sat in my clean bathtub stark bum nudie and scooped mud with my dirty paws and massaged it into my skin.

It was a blast! I felt like I was making one huge mud pie of myself! My iron man watch { which has been across the globe with me & is water proof} was completely incognito!

If you are beginning to wonder about my mental health hold onto your horses challey because after I painted myself in this muck I had bit left over and guess what I did with it???

CONFESSION:

I ATE IT!

Whoooaaah! This broad just ate a mud pie, off herself!?!

 YEEEEAAAHHUUUU I DEEEEDAAH

Why on earth would you do such a deedle-feedle of thing?

I did it because it's magic mud. Aka French green clay street name: montemillyitie !
Go right now and get you, your wife, kids, and husband some!

Check out this article I read earlier in my researchings.

http://www.rense.com/general93/french.htm

I purchased mine at THE GREEN MARKET, a local health food store. I found it in the cosmetic section for around $7.00! SCORE......! 

I was on prowl for it because of the series of unfortunate events that occurred earlier this evening. A brand new baby chick was injured in a broody hen territorial dispute.  I wanted the clay to bind the wound and prevent infection. I have researched it before and it was the first thing to pop into my mind.  

I will write another post in order to properly introduce my flock and the current happenings with them next. 

Here is the chick with it's new "skin", it was completely skinned on its back and bloody when I rescued it.



 I plan on plucking several other favorites from the clutches and putting them with this one. I needed to set this new protective "skin" so that they won't peck at the injured ones wound at least not directly. 

The French green clay dries and forms a superficial cast, just perfect. I mixed in some tea tree essential oil and some clove essential oil as well. Clove to ease the pain, and tea tree for the healing properties as well as it being antibacterial Etc.

I did have a thought to clean the wound and put liquid bandaid on it and place it back with the hen, I would prefer the natural process of her raising it, but she pecked at the wound and I didn't like the feel from that. 

So away I carried it into the house to its recovery palace. 

I had plenty of muddied clay left over and that's when the bathtub shenanigans began! 

I pray my little chickpea makes it and the plastered clay does its job well. I sure love this little one it's defiantly worth the extra effort. 

So, have you ever used French green clay ? If so what did you used it for or on and most importantly did you eat if off your own body in the process?

I want to hear your stories! 

I'm thinking about mixing a teaspoon in with my morning green tea with ginseng. Or perhaps in my greek yogurt ? I just has a sneaky thought of adding a pinch to the next meal I cook and feeding it to my fella. I'll get back to you all on that one! 

Random question: 
What's your favorite product from your local health food store? 
Or 
Do you use french green clay? 

Anyone volunteer to clean the aftermath left in my tub? ....anyone? No...? 


Monday, April 28, 2014

VAMPIRE CAT BITES

So, cats are lethal. THE.END. ALSO, I have a theory cats are "vampires". Check out any cat bite photo... Mystery solved. Sorrynotsorry twilight/vampire diary fans. 

If you are a twilight/vamp diary fan...you mostly likely are reading this whilst your cat is staring at you like the creep it is. 

If you did just look to see if your cat was creeping, you now have a weird feeling. 
A) you are terrified of your cat. Or
B) you are pumped you own a true vampire. & you have a new Halloween costume idea. MEOW. 

PS. I was bitten twice by said vampire cat, it hurt-I screamed. Then being the diehard fan I am immediately realized this is the closest experience I will have to a walker bite!  





http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/photos/10-fascinating-facts-about-cats/cat-bites-are-dangerous ( copy and paste, promise it's worth it!,) 

                         CONFESSION:


I took a bubble bath, and DAMN it was bliss! I used orgainx sun kissed blonde highlights shampoo for a bubble bath. It helps lighten my body hair. Also it smells.... Just right ....you'll know what I mean! I also drank coke from a bottle and read about cat bites, chicken sneezes, and vintage sunbeam 1930 kitchen mixer manuals! Haaaaaaahaaabaaaahha  

OOOOOOKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, what's your bath-time confessional....? 

Random quedtion: 
Have you ever been bitten by a cat? 
Or are you guilty of using shampoo as bubble bath too? What are your favorites?